THE UPSIDE

Cannabis is a 57 Billion Dollar Industry and poised to hit 2.5 Billion just in Colorado. 
This is the GOLD RUSH. The 3 Main modes of ingestion are inhaling smoke, eating edibles or topical. There is probably more money made on the accessories than the product itself which is something unique to this GOLD RUSH, you can 
not say at all about liquor for example. The best example I can provide is that people spend more money on golf equipment and apparrel than they do on Golf Green Fees (Both are expensive my emphasis)

WHY OUR PRODUCT HAS LEGS?

Just Like the Pink Panther sells insulation people Love Catchy Characters.

The Roadrunner sells a bunch of Subarus, this mascot marketing is very effective

CONFIDENTIAL -  The StoneyCoyote concept.
© 2018 Jon Forrest Little ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Disclaimer - PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO COPY OR STEAL ANYTHING RELATED TO THIS CONCEPT. INSTEAD,  JUST WORK WITH ME AND WE CAN ALL HAVE FUN AND MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF WALKING AROUND MONEY.  ALREADY SOLD SOME SWAG ITEMS ACROSS STATE LINES FOR OUR TEMPORARY COPYRIGHT, USPTO IS SLOW TO GIVE OUT TRADEMARKS FOR CANNABIS INDUSTRY UNTIL FEDERAL LAWS CHANGE.


STONEYCOYOTE will have chat bot, widget, website, APP, ecommerce site and can be customized to sell pot, edibles, topicals, smoking accessories. Along with Groovy T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts, Workshirts, Caps, swag, mugs, stickers and more.

 

It Gets Better, 
 

We are in talks with more than one distillery about a CBD infused tequila.
We are in talks with a major wine company about CBD infused wine
 - it's being done http://www.canna-wine.com/en/wines/cannawine-red
We are in talks with a gold medal winning brewery about CBD infused beer
 - hops and hemp are kissing cousins, 
https://www.beeradvocate.com/articles/16508/cannabis-infused-beers-on-the-rise/

 

Each with another round of accessories like T shirts, caps, hoodies, growlers, coffee mugs and swag for sale on our own ecommerce sites.  We will also be recruiting retail
partners in our related industries  to place their items for sale in our store.


We will be the Amazon of Weed & related things.

MARIJUANA MARKETING

Because of the Regs out There you just can't launch ads on google, FB or TV 
You need to go guerilla. Verticals include digital marketing, web, social media, blogging, event marketing, sms, mms, email marketing, loyalty campaigns, word of mouth, chatbots, widgets , swag, t shirts, .... all cylinders firing

It's Time for a New Leader

ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF THE NEW COOL CRITTER

THE STONEY COYOTE

WE HAVE THE COPYRIGHT , INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY & ENOUGH DOMAINS

STONEYCOYOTE.COM

STONEYCOYOTE.NET

STONEYCOYOTE.CO

STONEYCOYOTE.ROCKS

STONEYCOYOTE.INFO

STONEYCOYOTE.CLUB

STONEYCOYOTE.LIVE

STONEYCOYOTE.NEWS

STONEYCOYOTE.STORE
STONEYCOYOTE.ORG

STONEYCOYOTE.US

STONEYCOYOTE.XYZ

READ THE BOOK - THE STORY OF HOW THE STONEY COYOTE  ROSE TO POWER

Many have debated how all things came to be: the vast expanse of interstellar space, galaxies, suns, the planets in their courses and this fragile earth our island home.

From the primal elements came forth the human race blessed with memory, reason & skill. Humans started to believe they were the rulers of all creation and this arrogance was unfounded and led to their doom.  Humans began destroying planet earth, its' plants, trees, insects, fish, birds & mammals . In their foolish pursuit of greed, their evil and irresponsible practices destroyed the glaciers, oceans, rivers & air.


Now in the final chapter they have even turned against each other.

UNEDITED DRAFT - WILL BE REFINED

Throughout the vast span of human history humanity has invented

mythological beasts to serve as images of inspiration and it has gotten us no where.There was Zeus, We were somehow supposed to fear some angry looking dude who could randomly harm us as he could hurl bolts of lightning to keep everyone in line. Zeus was as an asshole but he had a cool name and his legend lived on because some whacked out dude gave him a lightning bolt and the idea worked for a while.

Humans also turned to fictionalized beasts to guide them through the tough times. Pegasus was a horse with wings. I can understand the brilliance, beauty and power of a horse thus adding the flying power was just another attempt at wooing the masses. Later in time a marketing executive for an oil company figured out it would be a great way to sell motor oil - the idea worked but we're still not fooled

Then there were other weird horse motifs.  The centaur was half man & half horse. This appeared to be a half baked idea , after all it's not fair to the horse to share it's majesty & be coupled with an evil human and its' sinister brain leading the angry mob.

The ancient Egyptians were very advanced by having the wisdom to worship cats as part of their norms and rituals. Cats Kick Ass . They  jump over 5 times their height, can drag heavy zebras in a tree so they don't have to share food.  Cats can live on their own without annoying humans plus they can fall from great heights and remain unharmed. Moreover Egyptians invented the Sphinx which is a groovy name but after time no one bought the idea that the lion body and human head could really guard the dead kings & a bunch of villagers just stole the gold inside the tombs. Sorry Mr. Sphinx ! Nice Try

The heavens had Zeus, The skies had Pegasus and the ground was covered with a variety of made up creatures. Dragons, Lizard Kings, a feathery serpent named Quetzalcoatl, fairies, trolls and so on.

 

But this madness wasn't just for the heavens and land. The sea also had a bunch of things to freak out over...

 

 The mermaid was like a combination of a flight attendant and a slut. So i guess if you were a nefarious pirate or evil Columbus Conquerer you could fantasize about some crazy ass mermaid giving up a happy hook up moment.

It's not about being on some high horse or soap box. 

I get it. We need our heroes, creatures & Gods.

Furthermore Rulers like to keep the masses down so they can keep all the power, wealth & prestige.


Times have been tough. The human journey has endured wars, famine, disease, nuclear meltdowns, earthquakes &  deterioration of species.


We've even seen people frozen in time like those people in Pompei where one day they are living it up in bath houses with orgies then the next moment volcanic ash turns them into a statue, pretty embarrassing way to "go down"

 

We've seen stupid things like Salem Witch Trials, Slavery, the guillotine, The stocks, Women being stoned to death for looking at a man, chariot races, Roman coliseum games, football, Bieber.
 

Also, Back in the old days tools were heavy and didn't work very well.

Fuck , there was no internet so you had to go out to the store and buy creepy porn and

even a paper cut could kill you before cool inventions like penicillin. 

We've had to endure evil rulers like Hitler, Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Pol Pot . Ever notice

when you look at the list of evil people there isn't one woman on the list ?
but this is for another story. 

We are living in tough times. Fresh Water is rare, our glaciers are melting, our rain forests depleting. Our rivers and lakes polluted and every day another species becomes extinct. 

There also seems to be a general decay in manners. We're ridden with the escalation of mass shootings and a general anger and vitriol infecting are well being. 

It's Time for a New Leader
- Something that can take us to a higher plane of consciousness.

Not another beast & not some f*cked up man.

ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF THE NEW COOL CRITTER

THE STONEY COYOTE

There is unrest, villagers are sick & tired of being ripped off, confused & jerked around by greedy weed billionaires and their overpriced & pretentious dispensaries
An unexpected Leader emerges, a creature that is fierce, clever & can survive on the scraps left on a planet w/ dwindling resources & unfair leaders

The Stoney Coyote Army

The Gear you need for battle

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THESE PRODUCTS DO NOT EXIST..YET
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Charcoal Grey Shirt

The Ensemble 

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THESE PRODUCTS DO NOT EXIST..YET

'Yote Hoodie

Coyotee shirt


Had to make sure we got our brand new
Guerrilla "social" media channels locked down in case
some nefarious f*cker tried to copy or steal 

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