PLANET EARTH IS FRAGILE, HUMANS HAVE TURNED AGAINST EACH OTHER...A NEW LEADER EMERGES, ONE THAT IS SNEAKY, CLEVER & KICKS ASS

the STONEY COYOTE

WE HAD BEEN MISLED BY OLD MYTHS AND FAKE CREATURES.

 

WHY WE WERE SO STUPID BEFORE?

Zeus was as an asshole but had a cool name. His fictional lightning bolt scared the masses.

Pegasus, a horse w/ wings?...Horses are already majestic enough. Later in time an ad executive used Pegasus to sell a shit ton of motor oil. 

The Sphinx, killer name but over time no one believed the lion body w/ human head could guard the tombs so robbers robbed the graves

A Mermaid, PLEASE... even if you were surrounded by nefarious pirates and hadn't seen ladies in years you just can't fantasize about a fish ... What sicko started this legend?

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